Monday, September 27

Friends R Us

I don't trust women who don't have female friends. If a woman says, "I just get along better with guys," it means she wants to pork your boyfriend. No woman is that interested in sports. Correction: No straight women is that interested.

I have plenty of male friends, but I counter them with females. You have to have both, because no guy is going to drive past your ex's house at 3 in the morning to see if there's another car in the driveway. Correction: No straight man will do that.

[Comedienne and Talk Show host, Chelsea Handler]

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