Saturday, March 28

Uptown Funk

Uptown Funk
By Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy

Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a lil' something

Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me

Don't believe me - just watch - come on!

Wednesday, March 11

Zoolander 2

The reveal happened during Paris Fashion Week --- Zoolander 2 is in the works!

Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson announced it by walking in Valentino’s Fashion Show.  Let’s remember that hilarious movie (released in 2001) together, shall we?

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Derek Zoolander: So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?

Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!

Saturday, February 28

My Home Personality

UFSN / The Partying Purist

All you need to have a good time is your friends. 
No need for a flashy hipster pad -- you're all about substance over style. 
And the less fancy stuff you have, the less you have to worry about wrecking it!

Location: URBAN
You want to be in the center of it all, and are willing to sacrifice a little peace, quiet, and green space to get it. The suburbs would crush your soul, and you need that soul to sing karaoke.

Money Matters: FRUGALIST
You'll choose function over form. Why blow cash on an expensive couch that's just a vehicle for you and your potato chips? Your home gets the job done and that's all there is to it.

Your mantra is "I'll sleep when I'm dead." You see your home more as a gathering spot than a personal sanctuary, and you unwind by being social rather than seeking down time.

Chore Score: NEAT FREAK
You get a lot of satisfaction from keeping your place on point. In fact, you secretly like doing the dishes. When your place feels organized, you feel at peace.

What's your home personality? Find out whether you're naturally wired for a quiet existence in the burbs, an extravagant life in the city, or somewhere in between—and see if your home personality is a match with your significant other or soon-to-be roommate.

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