I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, man. And now, now you've gone away. And all I'm trying to say is: Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school. He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part. He's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that crappy movie too! Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you. [Team America soundtrack]
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