What the Selfie Hath Wrought

Written by Alexandra Fiber and Danielle Gibson 

1. The Wealfie: a selfie to flaunt your income. Now we know what the inside of a $16 million private jet looks like. 
2. The Nobelfie: taken while doing good deeds, like volunteer work or hanging out with your little brother. 
3. The Shelfie: typically a Diptyque candle, a colorful array of books, a bouquet of white roses, and a Paris is Always a Good Idea print. 
4. The Giselefie: allies only to Gisele; mere mortals need not attempt. 
5. The Sellfie: sponsored by a brand (we know you’re making money off this ‘gram!). 
6. The Intellfie: selfie with glasses - you know, to make ya look smart. 
7. Le Tour Eiffelfie: WE GET IT, YOU’RE IN PARIS.