Thursday, March 29

Good Chones


Friends are like underwear...

Some crawl up your crack.
Some snap under pressure.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are cheap and just plain nasty.
And some actually do cover your bootie when you need them too.

Sunday, March 18

Back in the Day



Sittin' round the table don't happen much anymore.
We got too complicated. It's all way over-rated.

I like the old and out-dated way of life!

Back when a hoe was a hoe,
Coke was a coke,
and crack's what you were doing when you were cracking jokes…

Back when a screw was a screw,
the wind was all that blew,
and when you said I'm down with that well it meant you had the flu.

I miss back when… 

- Lyrics to Tim McGraw’s song “Back When” -